Stephen Anthony, Episode V: Anthony Strikes Back
I’m holding my breath that we’ll only get one email today, and writing my critique now:
This baby is pure (brown &) gold.
- This headline is dismal. Cooper Std. Black is a reasonable font to use in some circumstances, but paired with a drop shadow and that spray paint, this is a whole different thing. Where did you get that spray paint brush? It is outrageously bad.
- Both the “Feb 17 7:05” (Stephen Anthony Time Style #2), and “Go Crusaders” are written in a font which I can’t identify, but if I had to guess, I would say “Comic Sans retarded cousin.”
- Speaking of that “Go Crusaders thing, who thought that was a good idea? Is it supposed to look like Homer Drew actually has that on his coat? Was the tie not outrageous enough? This is a failure in every way. I don’t understand who thought this was a good idea.
- The black border around the whole thing cuts off the side of the quotation mark on “Come and Play Student Trivia Contest”. So that’s pretty awesome.
- MBB? It took me a second or two to figure out that this stood for Men’s Basketball. We all could have done without the acronym though, I believe.
- Once again, the use of punctuation here is astounding, “Know your MBB trivia” is a sentence with a subject and verb and everything. No punctuation. “Prizes Awaraded!” is not a sentence. It gets an exclamation point. Awesome
Keep em coming Stephen Anthony, two at a time as usual. I want to click the link to unsubscribe, but just like a car crash, I can’t look away.
